Puppies first
(Source: thejakelikesonions, via perks-of-being-chinese)
You’ve yeed your last haw
that’s true
(via tyleroakley)
The US pretending to bring democracy to other countries is so funny when we vote on a non-holiday workday where people can wait up to six hours for a machine that may record their vote incorrectly to defeat a minority party that controls all three branches of government.
(Source: rafi-dangelo, via teamrocketing)
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my-
Aries: ability to make last-minute plans when a sudden urge to go out pops up, and my lack of patience for people who can’t decide where to go
Taurus: secret sensitivity under a tough layer of unflappability, and inability to focus on anything else when i’m in a bad mood
Gemini: habit of distracting myself with random things that catch my eye, but demanding your attention nonetheless
Cancer: unexpected lashing out when i’m tired or stress, then 1 hour later, my constant apologies to know if we’re still okay
Leo: need for our relationship to be a whirlwind romance full of sweeping moments, love confessions and emotional rollercoasters
Virgo: need to be alone after minor work failures and also an intense desire for you to distract me from the pressing daily issues that haunt me
Libra: ability to spend a discretionary fund on vanity products and clothing within 30 minutes as a distraction from personal, deep-rooted issues
Scorpio: “you’ll never see me cry” mentality coupled with an expectation that you, too, would kill for our love, like I would
Sagittarius: reluctance to rely on you for anything and extreme discomfort when talking about deeper emotions
Capricorn: carefully planned scheduled and working routine that i will not abandon for an hour of spontaneous romance
Aquarius: extremely friendly approach to romance because of my fear of opening up on a deeper level
Pisces: need to fully experience every human emotion ever and fluctuating emotional states depending on who’s around me
(via mystic-in-the-mountains)
